When all you have is a hammer (access to free Heroku apps), everything looks like a nail (dynamic apps + buildpacks for everything). On the eve of November 28’s Herokupocalypse, I pulled the static rip cord and dropped the dynamic component from apps that should’ve been static HTML pages from the get go. The totality of tooling required: Chrome and a text editor.

See also Nanoglyph 022: Time and Entropy.